gonna be prepared for work tonight bitch
Samantha Bee is a role model.
This is everything.
Y’all going for the sassy black girls instead of this posing man who can quite frankly break my back
“NAVY WANTS ITS ORDERS AND OFFICIAL MESSAGES TO BE MORE READABLE AND LESS RUDE.”
Now, if we could only get Twitter on board.
I’m so used to walking alone in the fossil lab at the smithsonian but its super scary to walk alone in this museum… Especially was there are life sized cavemen without any glass in front of them waiting to become alive and kill you #whoa #calmdown (at State Museum of Pennslyvania )
Just in case you forgot how massive this state is… (at State Museum of Pennslyvania )